Apparently John Mayer and Ashton Kutcher were twittering or tweating or whatever the fuck you crazy kids call it, back and forth this weekend about opening up a restaurant together. They joked it should be called 31 Club because that's how old they both are. Kutcher said "31 Club where it's standing room only." Uhm. I'm 31 can I get in on this action? Only if these two are involved I think it would be kneeling room only because we'd all be in front of the toilet vomiting because these two douchebags make us sick. At least the restaurant would be relatively cheap to operate, no need to stock up on food since these jackoffs make most of us lose our appetites.
Monday, March 16, 2009
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Apparently John Mayer and Ashton Kutcher were twittering or tweating or whatever the fuck you crazy kids call it, back and forth this weekend about opening up a restaurant together. They joked it should be called 31 Club because that's how old they both are. Kutcher said "31 Club where it's standing room only." Uhm. I'm 31 can I get in on this action? Only if these two are involved I think it would be kneeling room only because we'd all be in front of the toilet vomiting because these two douchebags make us sick. At least the restaurant would be relatively cheap to operate, no need to stock up on food since these jackoffs make most of us lose our appetites.
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