Thursday, March 19, 2009

Honk if There's a Busted Ass Hole on My Face!


Lisa Rinna and her busted ass hole lips were pimping themselves out on Melrose Avenue yesterday as part of some bullshit stunt to get her ass cast in the new Melrose Place remake. Unless the script calls for a woman who is victimized by a malicious plastic surgeon who, while she's in surgery, replaces her mouth with a hemmorrhoid-inflamed ass hole, I'd say her chances are pretty slim.

I mean, take a look at this mess. This bitch must use Preparation H as lipstick.