The Christian Bale fuck rant is like herpes, it just keeps on giving.

I've had mad love for Christian Bale since that hot bitch got naked and chased a ho with a chainsaw in American Psycho. Since then he's become one of my favourite actors....



So when news broke last week of his fuck-filled meltdown during which he verbally beatdown the DP on the set of latest Terminator, the normal human being in me thought his rant was an exercise in douchebaggery while the asshole, obscenity aficionado and occasional thrower of tantrums in me thought it was music to my ears. Throw in some C bombs and that shit would have been my new soundtrack for life. Is Christian a douchebag or my soulmate? I was conflicted to say the least...

But in the days following the release of Christian's fuckstravaganza, I've come to see that his rant is the best thing to happen so far in 2009. The amount of of remixes and mashups this gem has spawned has given me more pleasure than my last three dates.

Here's a roundup of the fucking gold that's come out in the past week. You'll have to cut and paste unfortunately, I can't seem to get it to link and I'm five seconds away from going 'Chris Brown' on my computer.

Christian Bale Fucking Dance Remix. I need to hear this at the club;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48&eurl

Christian Bale Rant vs. Bill O'Reilly Meltdown: "WE'LL DO IT LIVE! Oh, good for you. Fucking thing sucks, I'll fucking kick your fucking ass!" Brilliant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbz6-7c_7Hk

Remember a young Bale in Newsies? That shit got the remix treatment baby, presenting.....Fuckin' Newsies!

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009/02/04/christian-bales-rant-presents-fckin-newsies/

And last but not least, my personal favourite, Christian Bale Takes David to the Dentist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70r-Ca8wcVg&eurl=http://defamer.com/5149887/when-bale-rant-met-tripping-7+year+old?autoplay=true

You have to have watched the video of that kid all doped up after the dentist to truly appreciate the artistry and pure genius of this video. If you don't have time to watch all of these gems, please watch this last one. I've watched it about five times in a row and I'm still pissing my pants. Watch it now or I'll fucking kick your fucking ass!!!