Saturday, February 14, 2009

Daily Male: Joaquin Phoenix (of yesteryear)

This week everyone was talking about Joaquin's appearance on David Letterman. Whether Joaquin has actually descended into cracked out madness or whether he's pulling some 'performance art' bullshit remains to be seen (I think it's the latter) but one thing is for sure: Joaquin looks like a hot hobo mess. Seriously that's the ugliest beard since Liza Minelli. I bet he smells like cigarettes, booze, cat urine and regret. But it wasn't always this way, Joaquin used to be a hot piece. So, let's erase the images of the homeless disast he is now and go back in time, shall we? Joaquin Phoenix of yesteryear is today's Daily Male.





Remember when Joaquin and Liv Tyler were a couple?





Remember Joaquin from Parenthood? His ass went by Leaf Phoenix back then. Adorable.

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