Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Got Milk? Not Anymore


Laying down a proper beat down on your bitch requires strong bones. Strong bones require calcium. That's why whenever I'm getting ready to put my fists on my lady's face, I like to have a nice, tall glass of milk. Milk does a body good.


The people behind the milk mustache (which I've always found disgusting by the way) are taking a page from Wrigley gum and dropping Chris Brown's bitchbeating ass. The milk peeps say;

"The Milk Mustache campaign is taking the allegations against Chris Brown very seriously... we are very proud and protective of the image of the Milk Mustache campaign and the responsible message it sends to teens. Mr. Brown's ad was launched last fall and is scheduled to end this week."

1 comment:

R said...

I miss the 90s, when non-abusive boys-next-door-types-who-swallow-your-load-and-ask-for-more like Jonathan Taylor Thomas did these cum-moustache adverts.