Sunday, February 8, 2009
Ike Turner Called. He Wants His Schtick Back.
Wondering why Chris Brown and Rihanna didn't perform at the Grammys as scheduled? Apparently they were too busy starring in a remake of the 1993 Tina Turner biopic What's Love Got to Do With It over the weekend.
LAPD were called out early Sunday morning after Chris Brown and an unidentified woman, who may or may not have been his girlfriend Rihanna got into some domestic Disturbia during which Chris apparently listened to his inner Olivia Newton John and 'got physical' on her ass. The woman called police and but Chris decided to 'run it' and was gone by the time cops arrived. Chris later turned his own ass into police, was booked on a felony and released on 50 thousand dollars bail.
Hmm...I think Chris Brown is a cutie and I enjoy his dance floor jams but if this shit is true, he's obviously a major league douchebag. Even Christian Bale is like "Fuck dude, you should go to some fucking anger management classes."
Chris Brown currently appears in ads for Doublemint gum. Kelloggs showed Michael Phelps' dolphin ass the door over some harmless pot, so if it's found Chris Brown did indeed beat a bitch, Wrigley's gum best quit him. I don't think backhanding your girlfriend's face qualifies as doubling your pleasure or doubling your fun.
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