Tori Spelling (not the one in the pink scarf, the one in the yellow) is apparently worried her gold digger douchebag husband will cheat on her ass one day. This is the Tori that starting banging her husband on the set of some craptastic made-for-TV movie while they were both married to other people. At the time Tori's bitchboy and his former wife (who by the way is smart, funny, feisty and waaaay more attractive than Tori but whose father didn't shit gold bricks) had just adopted a little girl. Horseface Spelling apparently recently neighed "Of course (I'm scared of that)! He told Jennie (Garth), 'Tori thinks I'm going to meet someone and run away with her, but I'm not.' It's just a girl thing, you just (let your mind) go there."
Honey, if he'll cheat with you, he'll cheat on you. Look that shit up in the dictionary under 'karma.'
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I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW HOW BROTHA GOES HOME AND LOOKS AT HER GRENADE FACE EACH AND EVERY NIGHT. FILE THAT SHIT UNDER "YOUR FACE SCARES ME", MUCH LIKE YOUR NEW BFF, HATCHET FACE ROURKE. YES I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS, BECAUSE I'M ANGRY AND LAZY JUST LIKE KANYE.
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