JESSICA BIEL
Perhaps it's my pure, seething, unadulterated jealousy that she is banging Justin Timberlake but I hate everything about Jessica Biel's look. It's difficult to tell in this photo but on TV her hair looked sloppier than hell and I hate this dress with its built-in bib. As one of my friends said during our Oscar get-together, "Is she going for lobster right after the show?" At least we know she'd have no problem cracking open the lobsters with those shehulk arms. Yeah, I'm jealous. Suck it.
Monday, February 23, 2009
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She's pretty much balls. And I know I am being exceptionally nit picky, but what the fuck it up with that hemline?? If I were Travis, there would be some faces getting ripped off right about now.
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