Monday, February 23, 2009

JESSICA BIEL



Perhaps it's my pure, seething, unadulterated jealousy that she is banging Justin Timberlake but I hate everything about Jessica Biel's look. It's difficult to tell in this photo but on TV her hair looked sloppier than hell and I hate this dress with its built-in bib. As one of my friends said during our Oscar get-together, "Is she going for lobster right after the show?" At least we know she'd have no problem cracking open the lobsters with those shehulk arms. Yeah, I'm jealous. Suck it.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

She's pretty much balls. And I know I am being exceptionally nit picky, but what the fuck it up with that hemline?? If I were Travis, there would be some faces getting ripped off right about now.