Monday, February 23, 2009

JESSICA BIEL



Riddle me this. How does Justin Timberlake, a man who has his own clothing line, a man who Details magazine currently features on the cover of their Most Stylish issue date someone with so little fashion sense? It boggles my shallow, little mind. Can't he help a bitch? Offer her some tips? Just what the fuck is going on here? So bitch turns up to the Oscars wearing a misshapen mess accessorized with a lobster bib, then has a chance to switch it up, maybe save face and she chooses this toga from Barney the Dinosaur's clothing line? And then proceeds to accessorize it with this tacky, brassy belt that looks like it's made from Werther's Original wrappers? And a black purse? WTF? And don't even get me started on that hair. That's it, from here on in this bitch will only be referred to as Jessica Bile.

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